Category Archives: Humour

Star Wars Episode IV.1.d: The Pentesters Strike Back

I was amused:

It is a period of cyber war. In an effort to sustain commerce during these challenging times, the Galactic Trade Federation has required the Empire retain the services of a consultancy on Kessel (a best-value provider, and only twelve parsecs away) to assess the state of their security before signing off on the newly-constructed DEATH STAR campus.

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Happy New Year

So that was 2017. Let’s hope that 2018 turns out a bit better.

Cartoon from Wulff & Morgenthaler

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There are two types of people in the world

Via Bruce Sterling

This reminds me of what is, possibly, my favourite joke of all time: There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don’t.

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I’m forever selling bubbles

Long Island Iced Tea Corp renamed itself to Long Blockchain – and its shares went bananas

Non-alcoholic beverage slinger Long Island Iced Tea Corp, which is publicly traded and wasn’t performing particularly well financially, decided to rename itself this week to Long Blockchain – and its share price soared 289 per cent.

I should start a company called “The e-Cyber Blockchain Business”. With a name like that, I won’t need a product.

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Happy Metamas

From XKCD

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