Author Archives: Paul

The CompuServe of Things

Phil Windley’s The CompuServe of Things is well worth a read.

On the Net today we face a choice between freedom and captivity, independence and dependence. How we build the Internet of Things has far-reaching consequences for the humans who will use—or be used by—it. Will we push forward, connecting things using forests of silos that are reminiscent the online services of the 1980’s, or will we learn the lessons of the Internet and build a true Internet of Things?

While I know that there are people building open and decentralised tools and protocols, we are rushing headlong into a new feudalism in which people decide which supplier to lock themselve into and then lock themselves in. We are moving, worryingly rapidly, towards a situation in which only a few geeks and nerds enjoy any sort of digital freedom at all.

The vast majority of people are far too willing to accept that all they need to do is decide whether they want Apple of Google to completely control their environment.

(Via BoingBoing)

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Doudou Linux

Back in December, I acquired an old, old laptop with the intention of letting the twins use it. My eldest already has access to a laptop, which is running openSUSE and configured so that he is able to use it without (usually) needing any help from me. For the twins, though, I thought it would be worth giving Doudou Linux a try.

I have been very impressed indeed.

Doudou Linux is a Debian based-distribution aimed at 2 to 12 year olds. It achieves this by way of a heavily customised LXDE desktop which is very easy for a four-year-old to navigate. The terminal, and some of the settings, are tucked away somewhat – to the extent that I had to go to the online documentation in order to find them – but this makes sense in the context of a distribution aimed at young children. You really do not want a typical pre-schooler to find their way into any of the
settings, ever.

We have been using the live CD version for the past six months, but this weekend I finally found the time to actually install it. The installer is graphical, intuitive and familiar to anyone who has ever installed a Debian based distribution. The only quirk is that there is no icon – we’re back to keeping dangerous options away from little hands again – and you have to find the terminal in order to launch the installer.

The install itself is quick and painless and the laptop really is flying now. This is a very undemanding distro in terms of resource requirements:

To make DoudouLinux run, a PC or Macintosh computer with 256 MB of memory and an 800 MHz processor inside is required.

I have also been pleasantly surprised at the width of the software selection. The Childsplay and Gcompris suites are both included, as is Tux Paint. What has proved popular with the twins is Pysycache, which mainly aims to teach mouse control but comes with a collection of digital jigsaws that are surprisingly entertaining.

Also popular in our household is Raincat, a puzzle game in which you have to keep a cat dry as it travels from start to finish. The controls on this one can be a bit unforgiving and I have found that it works best if I sit with the twins, talk about how to solve the puzzle, and then handle the actions for them.

There are many more games and applications included and one of the many nice touches is that Doudou Linux groups these into age-appropriate categories (an initial menu, Mini Doudou Linux and Whole Doudou Linux) which means that the children can explore what’s available without being overwhelmed by inappropriate choices.

Overall, Doudou is a really well thought out, very nicely designed distribution that does look like it will grow with its target users. I can see us keeping this distro around for many years to come.

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Startup developers and rockstar coders

When you meet a fellow coder This panel is lifted from a slightly longer Commit Strip cartoon but it sums up, beautifully, the reality of start-up culture and why the emphasis on small “disruprive” companies is so misplaced.

The point to bear in mind when discussing start-ups is that these are companies, operating in low-risk environments, randomly chucking stuff at the wall to see what sticks.

If you want to develop yet another social media silo, feel free to found another start-up and good luck to you. If you want to write software that people are going to depend upon, you need to do it properly.

For an example of what I mean, go read Charlie Stross’s take on the Mt. Gox collapse.

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Cue Monty Python

The Freethinker has picked up a report about barmy bishop, Alexander Shumsky who has called the World Cup a homosexual abomination because (apparently) the players wear gay shoes.

He said: “Wearing pink or blue shoes, [the players] might as well wear women’s panties or a bra.

And they should sing as well. They should sing…

I’m a footballer and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He’s a footballer and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

He cuts down trees, eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea

He’s a footballer and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and works all day

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing
And hang around in bars

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women’s clothing
And hangs around in bars…?

He’s a footballer and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and works all day

With apologies to Monty Python. Original lyrics lifted from (you didn’t think I’d type all of that by hand, did you?)

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No-one escapes from Tweedy’s Farm!

Sunday proved to be a busier than expected day. I stepped outside in the morning to find myself face to face with the leader of the local Poultry Liberation Committee.

Consequently, much of the afternoon was spent checking and raising the fences and trimming wings.

We await her next move.

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Eve was home with the boys on Thursday and, when I returned, I discovered that someone had set up house in the stump.

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Selling soap powder, or: Ed Miliband and the problem with politics

Andrew Rawnsley has this to say about Ed Miliband’s ongoing electoral difficulties:

Like his old boss, Mr Miliband believes that politics is “a battle of ideas”, and so long as he arms himself with enough of them he ought to win against a Tory party he regards as ideologically beached. His interest in ideas is admirable, just as it was in Mr Brown. But it is a huge weakness – in the case of Mr Brown it was a fatal one – not to deal with the fact that modern politics is also a battle of presentation and perceptions.

Close, but modern politics is not also a battle of presentation and perceptions, it has become primarily a battle of presentation and perceptions.

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Quote of the Day: Afraid of every fucking thing in the world

When I see a picture of some dude hoisting some big damn gun about, often with appallingly poor trigger discipline, the first thing that comes to my mind is not look out, we have a badass on our hands, but, rather, here’s a dude who’s afraid of every fucking thing in the world. The big damn gun is like the eyes on the wings of a butterfly or a pufferfish sucking in seawater — a way to look bigger and maybe not get eaten. By whom? By whomever, man, I don’t know — when you’re afraid of every fucking thing in the world, I guess you spend a lot of time worrying about getting eaten.

John Scalzi

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Some friends recently dug up an old tree stump and, for reasons probably best not explored, asked if we wanted it. Of course, we said yes and said stump was duly acquired and unloaded. The plan was to leave it until the weekend and then start trying to figure out if there is anything we can do with it.

I think we’ll manage.

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