Cue Monty Python

The Freethinker has picked up a report about barmy bishop, Alexander Shumsky who has called the World Cup a homosexual abomination because (apparently) the players wear gay shoes.

He said: “Wearing pink or blue shoes, [the players] might as well wear women’s panties or a bra.

And they should sing as well. They should sing…

I’m a footballer and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He’s a footballer and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

He cuts down trees, eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea

He’s a footballer and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and works all day

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing
And hang around in bars

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women’s clothing
And hangs around in bars…?

He’s a footballer and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and works all day

With apologies to Monty Python. Original lyrics lifted from Rapgenius.com (you didn’t think I’d type all of that by hand, did you?)

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